A Haiku about jeans.
Levi’s now purchased,
Now there is no green for green,
At least they fit well.
Got some Blue Dream
weed.
Fucking beautiful.
Guess what’s being made for my birthday
GREEN brownies.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I’m going camping on this holy land too.
It’s a new moon on my birthday so I hope we can do it the DAY OF.
Who knows though.
:D
YAY
Got a nice glass piece today!
FINALLY.
Green Jokes.
- Me: What's wrong?
- Justin: Ughhhhh I have a headacheee.
- Me: I have something for that.
- Justin: Ok.... What?
- Me: Grass-pin.
- Justin: ?
- Me: Get it? Grass and asprin? Hahahaha.
- Justin: Like HIGH-B-profen?
- Me: Aw yea.
Upon Beau being too drunk/vomiting
- Him (in bathroom vomiting)
- Me: Are you okay? I have some anti-nausea medicine if you need some?
- Him: Yes, I'm okay-wh-what kind?
- Me: The GREEN kind.
- Him: ...........no
So are you gay or-
I don’t like boys.
I don’t like girls.
I like tea.
I like weed.
